12 Hilarious Tweets About Punk Names

– “I just bought a house & I’m naming it Punk Rock”

– “My new punk band is called The Dead Kennedys.”

– “New Year’s Resolution: stop eating meat, veganism for life.”

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– “New Year’s Resolution: stop eating meat, veganism for life.”

I had a hard time coming up with what to call my new house. One day when I was texting back and forth with one of my friends about our favorite bands she messaged me that her family just bought their first house too! When we were talking about naming the residence she said they got it from an old lady who told them not to change anything because, according to her, houses have memories. It made sense in some way so I went ahead and named it Punk Rock like hers. Later on that day after I typed in my new address into Google Maps I saw the house pop up and it was labeled “Punk Rock House.”

I decided to name my son Punk, because even though he’s only a year old, he still has his own sense of style. My husband Gordon is an artist so we have always been surrounded with colorful things – like paint or stickers. The other day when he wasn’t feeling well I just felt like giving him this little punk rocker sticker on his forehead as a sort of joke which kind of helped cheer him up but also gave me some time to myself without having to worry about tending for him too much. Which was the best decision!

– “My dad said if you want someone who thinks they’re punk, name them Punk. I told him he was wrong and that’s how we ended up with the worst dog.”

– “I don’t use my last name at work because it makes me sound too old when people find out I’m not at retirement age yet. My fake first initial is an R but then everyone calls me John or Joey so now my new nickname is Johnny Punkertee”

– “My dad used to say, ‘What are you going to do? Bring some punks home?’ And she did!” *sigh* Parents can be such a drag sometimes..especially if they’re still parenting after their kids have grown up! 🙂

Let us know what your favorite punk band is in the comments below!

– Bouncing Souls, Dropkick Murphys, and The Clash are three of my favorite punk bands. I have a lot more in my playlist but the names escape me right now. *laughs*

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“What are you going to do? Bring some punks home?” And she did! Parents can be such a drag sometimes, especially if they’re still parenting after their kids have grown up. 🙂 Let us know what your favorite punk band is in the comments below! Bouncing Souls, Dropkick Murphys, and The Clash are three of my favorites. I’ve got many more in my playlist but I’m drawing blanks on their names right now 🙁

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